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Timesify takes your guilty pleasure reading and cloaks it in the facade of a New York Times article. Posture as a concerned citizen while still getting your fix of Kanye drama.
Ah Reddit, the best place to find all the cat GIFs one could ever want. But Reddit is also a place where people post some pretty terrible stuff. Use Reddit Check to scan a user's public history and see where they've been active.
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What if the batshit crazy person rambling on the street were able to build a database of truth-revealing web pages on every possible topic on the planet? Well, now we know.
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